Every purchase will help support the show. However, your support will only be moral support, as all items are currently being sold at cost (for a limited time). We're passing the savings on to you!
The Offical Too Late Show Coffee Cup will make your favorite hot or cold beverages taste better, and the "Where's the Meat Shit?" godawful yellow T-shirt will make you appear more attractive to the opposite or same sex, bring you unimaginable wealth and good fortune, as well as protect you from ISIS beheadings.*
* All claims are unsubstantiated.