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Monday, August 19, 2013

The Century Mark

Sorry I didn't post this last night, it was a little crazy since it was our 100TH SHOW!!! Ya TOO LATE SHOW :) We've done 100 shows :) I hope everyone has been enjoying what we've done so far. Anyway Shizzo, the awesome that he is, made a "radio edit" "clean" version of my song. Here it is:
 

Monday, August 12, 2013

I Got a Dirty Fucking Mouth

Premier of Pain's new hiphop song it was awesome. I loved it. Clevo ate chips loudly. Shizzo didnt talk much as Pain was kind of rambling.

Love you guys!

Monday, July 29, 2013

#RealTalk

Follow Clevo on twitter for #RealTalk @clevo1988 also follow @thetoolatesshow.

The show was fun tonite. I had a good time even though shizzo flipped out at my frequent use of social media. Which is part of my plot to become immortal, and make tons of money!

Join us next week 

<3 Pain

Monday, July 15, 2013

Clevo's Birthday!

Even though you couldn't be with us last night the Too Late Show wishes Clevo a happy birthday !!!! 

Saturday, February 9, 2013

I Want to Believe

It's not everyday I that I receive an official e-mail from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, let alone one from the anti-terrorist and monetary crimes division claiming they've ceased money being transferred to me. On any other day of the week I might be upset that money I'm apparently owed is being blocked, but it's a Saturday, and I feel bad for the poor chum in D.C. working on the weekend. 
We have been informed through our global intelligence monitoring network that the sum of $10.500, 000.00, has been released from a bank in Africa bearing your name as the beneficiary without dist certificate to clear your name and fund from every terrorist or drug or money laundering activities
While I'm not personally involved in any criminal activities, if this is my money, then I think Veruca Salt said it best, "I want it, I want it now!" However, I'm unclear as to how much money they're holding on to. Is it $10.5 million or 10 dollars and 50 cents? If it's only a sawbuck and change, then hell, they can keep it. It looks as though the Bureau could use the money to invest in a literacy test for whoever writes urgent notice e-mails for the agency. It's almost as if this person's first language isn't even English. I'm starting to get a sneaking suspicion that this might be scam.
based on our findings, our investigative department wish to warn you against some miscreants, hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country. By sending out fraudulent emails without our official logo and emblem we shall release your funds immediately we receive this legal document and we will ensure that you receive your payment without any further delay.
Those damn miscreants are always up to no good, filling up my spam folder with their penis enlargement pills and Nigerian scams. Sorry FBI, I refuse to send out fraudulent e-mails. So, no matter what, I will attach your official logo when I reply with my legal paperwork, because I don't want to become a scammer or a tout!
DO NOT PRINT /FORWARD THIS MAIL ITS AGAINST THE FBI LAW
This e-mail, including any attachments, is covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 10 U.S.C. 2510-2521
Shit, I broke the FBI law, now I'm going to FBI jail.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Synergy: A Word That Induces Vomiting

In effort to branch out to "new" forms of social media, the Too Late Show has staked a claim in the Blogosphere and will soon be engulfed in the Twitterverse. The Too Late Show Blog will serve as an official companion piece, featuring many of the contributors who you know and love from the show.

While these and other 21st century buzz words are indeed nauseating, just remember, you're currently in Cyberspace riding on the Information Superhighway. Or in layman's terms, you're surfing the web.